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Missed Connection at the Checkout Line
A missed encounter at the grocery store leaves me regretful and haunted by what could have been with a captivating woman. Read more
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Navigating the Global Moral Maze with a Wonky Compass
The essay discusses the clash between moral philosophies, including relativism and subjectivism, challenging the concept of objective morality. It dives into the belief that universal moral values are the foundation of rational human reasoning and… Read more
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Bold Outlaw: An Update to the Legend
“Bold Outlaw” provides a gritty and immersive retelling of the Robin Hood legend, painting a vivid picture of medieval Nottinghamshire. The story delves into the harsh realities that shaped the legend, emphasizing Robin’s connection to… Read more
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Chronicles of a Word Weaver, pt 3
The blog is getting a makeover. Expect long stories on Fridays and midweek poetry to shake things up. A YouTube series, “Cynic in the City,” is in the works. Prepare for philosophical musings, satire, and… Read more
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Escape from the Ninth Circle – Postscript
Under a dusk-painted sky, Michael and Spencer, silhouettes against the city’s glow, discovered in therapy’s crucible, a path to mend their fraying bond. Fingers entwined, they faced their shared horizon, ready to navigate the complexities… Read more
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Escape from the Ninth Circle – A Deal Not to be Refused
Amid celestial negotiations, Lucifer accepts a divine task, leading a celestial SWAT to guide astray souls. Joined by Judas, Brutus, and Cassius, they embark on a journey of redemption, uniting under a newfound purpose. Together,… Read more
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Escape from the Ninth Circle – The Cosmic Ballet
God, in her cosmic solitude, pondered the dance of celestial fates. Her heart, burdened yet hopeful, faced the task of guiding her wayward son, Lucifer, back to light. Amidst the universe’s vast ballet, forgiveness emerged… Read more
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Escape from the Ninth Circle – God’s Garden Office
In a secluded universe corner, a divine garden flourishes under God’s tender care. Amid celestial melodies, she muses on creation’s intricacies, the challenging dance of free will, and her prodigal son Lucifer’s fate. Her love,… Read more
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Escape from the Ninth Circle – Return to Infernal Realms
Lucifer, grappling with humanity’s faults and his role, returns to Hell, surrendering to eternal fate. Amid despair, he finds a twisted solace in familiarity, while angels ponder his motives. The narrative weaves redemption, responsibility, and… Read more
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